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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

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I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

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omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

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Why’re you being mean to my mum?

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goddamn it

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Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

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Koop

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This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

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1.4 almost
ps not risking it

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Fuck this post

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2.5 million notes I hate myself

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I reblogged this twice now

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I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

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Not taking a fucking chance

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Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

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No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

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How dare you

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Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

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i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

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Sorry I can’t risk it

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Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

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Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

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2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

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Sorry guys

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sorry 😩

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IM NOT RISKING IT

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I did, my mom is STILL DEAD. Works.

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WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME PARANOID
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peebles teach me how to be you

burissuka

can we just talk about this for a minute

because seriously i have so much respect for the adventure time team. they’ve made a successful cartoon that isn’t random poop and fart jokes for a solid eleven minutes. sure, adventure time has its immature moments, but then there’s parts like this.

pb’s backed up against the wall in a position that’s way too common in today’s society. you can tell she’s scared and uncomfortable. so what does she do? she beats the shit out of ricardio.

she doesn’t “play nice”, she doesn’t “let him down gently”, she tears off his limbs and stomps on his face. then ricardio tries to play the nice guy card and she has none of it. it’s refreshing to see something aimed at children that doesn’t state that girls need to be polite and sweet and stand by while someone makes them uncomfortable.

basically, i love this show and i love how it teaches girls something that’ll actually come in handy some day. god fucking bless.

littleainthecloset

And this is back on the dash again.  Always reblog.

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criticalalexandrite

I especially love the fact that she’s not treated as the villain for having to get violent to defend herself. We need more kid’s cartoons that show that it’s ok to get violent to defend your life.

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Ooh ooh ooh! This looks like an excellent excuse valid reason to talk about one of my favorite topics, matriarch trees!

So, when you see trees in a forest, they stick up outta the ground, some distance from each other, and you’re like ‘these are unconnected critters,’ right? But! The thing is! Just like the trees in the picture are connected above-ground, trees in a forest are normally connected below-ground. There’s this whole complicated thing involving a symbiotic relationship with fungi, but we’re gonna simplify it to this: trees connect to each other through their root systems.

And they use it to share resources, across the whole forest.

If there’s a tree over here growing in soil with a lot of, like, potassium, they’ll pull up more potassium than they need, and send it out through the root system to other trees that are living where there isn’t much potassium.

And one of the coolest things? Trees communicate their needs. If a tree is sick or damaged or starving, they send chemical messages out through the root system that tell the other trees to send them more food and tree-equivalent-of-immune-system.

Trees will share so much of their resources, they’ll even keep trees alive that are almost entirely dependent. Like this tree! The tree above is getting some energy from its leaves, but no other nutrition of its own. And it wasn’t able to link up to the shared root system. So the other tree reached out and hooked up to it directly, feeding it all of the nutrients it needed!

You see it more commonly the other way around: in an old-growth forest, where the roots are well-established, you can find stumps where a tree was cut down a century ago… but if you scrape the stump it’s still green wood. The tree’s still alive, without a single leaf. Because all the other trees in the forest are feeding it.

I promised to talk about matriarch trees, so here’s where we get to them.

In a very old forest, you have very old trees. You have some trees that are so very, very old, their own roots cover entire regions of the forest. Their leaves reach up to the sky over everyone else. And after so long, they’ve developed to where they can take in way more resources than they need.

So what do they do?

They feed baby trees.

Baby saplings in an old forest can’t reach up to the sun. There’s no light down there. And their roots are too small and shallow to dig down to the nutrients they need. So the matriarch tree will draw energy from its towering canopy, and nutrients from its massive, ancient roots, and feed them to the little trees that are too small to feed themselves. For anything she can’t get on her own, she’ll act as a central hub, taking in spare resources from the rest of the forest and giving them to the little ones.

And one of the best parts - she won’t just do it for her own species. She’ll connect to all kinds of trees, because they’re all necessary for the ecosystem to work. She’ll adopt the whole forest’s children.

Sometimes in forests you’ll find a spot where there are a lot of small trees in an open space around an old, fallen tree. People generally assume they could find more light there, or maybe the soil’s more fertile from the decomposition.

But no.

They’re her children, and she’s spent centuries keeping the whole forest alive.

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Caz, a lighter skinned Maori trans man, sits on a bench beside Jem, a cis man that he dated prior to transitioning. It is nighttime, and they are alone together. Caz is the protagonist of Rurangi. Jem says "I think I get it. Gender, it's... complicated."ALT
Jem continues to speak, telling Caz "it's what I liked about you."ALT
"Or, one of the things," he clarifies, "You weren't like the other girls."ALT
Caz says, "That's because I wasn't one."ALT
Jem tells Caz, "I loved you". Caz looks very emotional.ALT
Jem abruptly leans forward and kisses Caz.ALT
Caz holds Jem's neck and kisses him back.ALT


Rūrangi (2020).

A trans man reunites with his ex-boyfriend. ID in alt.



For a review of Rūrangi, see this link. It's a movie about being trans, being Māori, discovering your sexuality, being exhausted by activism, and reconnecting with family. It was originally released as a series, but was re-released as a feature film later.

Caz, the trans protagonist, is played by a trans male actor (Elz Carrad). All trans characters are played by trans actors. The writer (Cole Meyers) is trans. Tweedie Waititi, Taika Waititi's sister, was brought in as a consultant to develop the film's Māori storylines.

I highly recommend this film.

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literally my favourite short series. please watch it if you haven't

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Because I failed to include this in the original post, here's where you can access it!

SBS On Demand:

  • Free!
  • Movie version.
  • Requires Australian VPN if you're elsewhere.

Hulu:

  • Free trial.
  • Episode version.
  • Requires Australian VPN if you're elsewhere.

NEON:

  • Free trial.
  • Movie version.
  • Requires New Zealand VPN if you're elsewhere.

Apple TV/iTunes:

  • £9.99.
  • Movie version.
  • Depends on location, may require VPN.


I would personally recommend accessing Rūrangi through legal means (purchasing it or watching it through a streaming subscription), because it deserves your money and clicks. Not only was a trans man cast in the central role, but 59% of the cast and crew were non-binary, and the motto of the film is "by us and about us". If anything deserves your hard-earned dollars, it's Rūrangi. They set out to make a good movie, and they managed to do that while employing members of our community. Beyond the groundbreaking representation and behind-the-scenes inclusivity, it's just... a genuinely touching, watchable production.

But! I know that not everybody can afford to pay for media. If you can, please do ❤️